why is it nearly impossible to represent myself across social media in the way that I want to
time for my annoying as hell “WHAT’S YOUR TWITTER/INSTAGRAM USERNAMES SO WE CAN FOLLOW EACH OTHER AND BE FRIENDS” post
i’m @m_rgan on instagram
and @morganicolee on twitter
Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.
me: *pauses mid-blow job* did you know that despite what it shows in mulan, the huns never existed as a putative entity contemporaneously with, let alone geographically close to, the tang chinese empire, the period in which the original story of mulan took place?
naked body fresh out the shower
you touch yourself afterhours
why do you have this dirty ass skeleton
he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam