yungbster asked: Hey I'm just a random tumblr user, but I was super curious about your URL! Why is it called thirdeyedeaf?

based of the band Third Eye Blind/also just me being dumb coming up with a “clever” url 4 years ago at 2 am

  October 21, 2014 at 05:44pm

dzamboni asked: I bought supplemental powder to mix with water for when I workout. What have I become?

Tumblr doesnt work on my computer cause i’m still on the old version so it doesnt let me respond to messages unless i’m on my phone and publish them publically 😠

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  October 21, 2014 at 05:43pm

wdywdpkr asked: Colorado Springs actually does not get too many white Christmases. It did snow on Xmas eve last year, but not much. If you want a white Xmas you'll have to go into the high country, aka ski resorts. Sorry!

Oh i’m dumb 😞
I think we’re also going to ski, so I know we must be going to another city that actually has snow in it!

#wdywdpkr  
  October 21, 2014 at 05:42pm

i’m flying out to colorado springs on christmas day holla holla first white christmas in my life

  October 19, 2014 at 06:35pm
#wow  

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*serves paper plates and plastic silverware at my wedding reception so I don’t have to do any dishes*

me n the bf

hi πŸ‘€

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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: β€œi can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

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paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

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ah yes, 2 AM anxiety attacks

  September 16, 2014 at 02:21am

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kosherqueer:

me: *pauses mid-blow job* did you know that despite what it shows in mulan,Β the huns never existed as a putative entity contemporaneously with, let alone geographically close to, the tang chinese empire, the period in which the original story of mulan took place?

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hil is bae