so here’s my prediction: something bad is going to happen to me by friday

mark my words

i just have this weird feeling

  April 22, 2014 at 10:42am

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

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Anonymous asked: SPARKY SPARKY BOOM MAN

an actual human being took time out of there day to submit this anonymously

  April 08, 2014 at 07:40pm

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

hellyeahrihannafenty:

sharkeisha:

we need to talk about this

ONE FOR THE HISTORIH BOOKS

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i remember when i used to be popular on the internet for like 4 days

it was a beautiful time

  March 27, 2014 at 07:12pm

divergent was actually good wow

  March 21, 2014 at 10:59pm

travelzandthingz:

old lady in a pet cemetery outside of paris…

she brought flowers and a tennis ball with her and sat in front of a grave stone talking to it

we overheard her say in french to another person there “i feel so bad, i’ve been so tired i haven’t been able to come in three days”

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fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

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I really want to delete tumblr once and for all but i’m scared none of the people I’ve met on here will talk to me again so I won’t

  March 11, 2014 at 07:00pm

astralprolapse:

I have one piece of advice for you that works 100% of the time

stop whining and do something about it

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f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Andy Goldsworthy, meditative ice sculptures

An artist who makes “earthworks”, he collaborates with nature to create sculpture that is serene and meditative, reliant on time and weather, and as much about the material as it is about the making. Goldworthy’s work is abstract yet accessible. We can relate to his use of natural elements and to the simple, yet sophisticated, beauty of his sculpture. His work is site specific, made for and from a place, entirely with tools and materials from the natural environment.

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megustamemes:

[qozop]

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