August 28, 2014 at 04:31pm

i didn’t even tell you guys that I got a shot at the doctors office, passed out from said shot, hit my head on the wall (and knocked off the crown molding while doing so), hit the other side of my head on the floor, woke up very confused and scared, and took a fun little trip to the ER

so that’s my life how is yours?

  August 25, 2014 at 11:33am

monday. first day of our senior year of college, still lookin like a high school freshman

  August 20, 2014 at 05:02pm




naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

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wait, when did AT&T break up with me?

  August 20, 2014 at 12:13am

luckily for me i don’t have any friends to nominate me for the ice bucket challenge

  August 19, 2014 at 07:54pm

if you're sad ›

  August 18, 2014 at 01:10am

my first and last cigar

  July 31, 2014 at 07:09pm

finna go catch some

  July 30, 2014 at 05:30pm
  July 30, 2014 at 05:30pm

pre snorkling twerk

  July 30, 2014 at 05:29pm

Anonymous asked: How's the weather


  July 28, 2014 at 03:17pm



googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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these are fucking paintings

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Anonymous asked: omg i just realized after all this time i've been following you YOUR URL IS A PLAY ON THIRD EYE BLIND AHHH

yes, i’ve actually been thinking of changing it

  July 19, 2014 at 10:42pm