why is it nearly impossible to represent myself across social media in the way that I want to

time for my annoying as hell “WHAT’S YOUR TWITTER/INSTAGRAM USERNAMES SO WE CAN FOLLOW EACH OTHER AND BE FRIENDS” post


i’m @m_rgan on instagram
and @morganicolee on twitter


so

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  September 16, 2014 at 03:23pm

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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

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paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

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ah yes, 2 AM anxiety attacks

  September 16, 2014 at 02:21am

taco bell breakfast with the bae 😍

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kosherqueer:

me: *pauses mid-blow job* did you know that despite what it shows in mulan, the huns never existed as a putative entity contemporaneously with, let alone geographically close to, the tang chinese empire, the period in which the original story of mulan took place?

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hil is bae

MY FRICKIN KINDERGARTEN PHOTO THOUGH

  August 28, 2014 at 04:31pm

yungterra:

inturlrude:

yungterra:

naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

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if you're sad ›

  August 18, 2014 at 01:10am

my first and last cigar

  July 31, 2014 at 07:09pm